I’m on holiday, by the way. If you are trying to get hold of me, I’ll be back in the office next Friday. I’m not reading e-mails for a week and any posts on here may or may not have been posted in advance.
As I’m not available to provide entertainment and delight, you could always watch this video:
We could set up a church version of this, couldn’t we? to entertain at the Synod Dinner or something? I’m thinking bells, bell-ropes, swinging thuribles, rolling candles, flying crucifers, crowds of hosts, rolling patens…