Things people are searching for

The following search terms have recently led people to land at this blog.

So happy to be of service.

  • Better well hung than ill wed
  • The Bearded Nun
  • Gay ministers in the Church of Scotland
  • Mothers’ Union Homophobia
  • O my people, what have I done to you
  • Mission Implausible

Comments

15 responses to “Things people are searching for”

  1. Rosemary Hannah Avatar
    Rosemary Hannah

    Well, who but can agree with the first of these?! Tyburn and all that ….

  2. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    Are the first and third items related? Never knew presbyterianism was so exciting! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. kelvin Avatar

    Here is another good one just added today – “Female Hobgoblins”.

    We have female hobgoblins in the Scottish Episcopal Church, don’t we?

  4. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    Ooh, are they called hobgoblets, or would that just be confusing? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1. kelvin Avatar

      That’s a nice idea, Ryan, but I think hobgoblets is always going to be seen as a diminutive and that’s not really very PC these days.

      I believe that the term you may be looking for is hobgoblix.

  5. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    Surely that works better as a plural? i.e. “the hobgoblet sashayed up the aisle” and “the procession of hobgoblix was most impressive and a fine time was had by all” etc

  6. Rosemary Hannah Avatar
    Rosemary Hannah

    Yes, I think it must be hobgoblices. I suspect the delicious form of hobgoblix is only nominative, and vocative. Hobgoblices in surplices.

  7. agatha Avatar
    agatha

    Foul fiends not getting a mention? This is discrimination!

    1. kelvin Avatar

      Before anyone asks, I think we’ll conclude that no individual members of the faithful are being referred to when we speak of foul fiends too.

      Especially the back row of the choir.

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