Here’s how we are going to get along.
- Black shoes in the sanctuary
- Play nicely
- Don’t copy the provost/pope/prime minister into emails that are addressed to anyone else
- No boring worship
- Obey the moratorium on unnecessary exclamation marks!
- No communion for dogs, not even on St Francis’s Day
- Communion for all humans any day
- Black ink. Only black ink.
- No rotas on noticeboards
- Clerical honorifics take the definite article
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