Goodness, we don’t lack for drama at St Mary’s some weeks. This morning we had a bag stolen from the hall and a resultant hue and cry, with members of the faithful chasing the person believed to be responsible up the street. Following a hasty 999 call, the Polis turned up.

I can’t say any more about it online, but there is hope that justice will be done.

To paraphrase Mr Smeaton – This is Glasgow, we’ll just chase you.