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  • Sermon – 29 August 2004

    Hospitality I?m not sure what you think about Jesus. He certainly was not the perfect guest. Here he is in this week?s gospel causing all kinds of trouble. He notices where people are sitting and proceeds to give them a rather pious lecture on giving up their places to one another so that they won?t…

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  • Ask not what you can do for your sermon but…

    For those who like such things, there is a chiasmus coming up at the end of this morning's sermon.Quite appropriate when preaching o­n Luke, of course.Isn't interesting to see what words get up to when you leave them alone to play together for a while?

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  • Seasons Greetings

    I've just come back from Somerfields supermarket where they were putting the first of their Christmas stock out o­n display.May I be the first to wish you all a very happy Christmas and all the best for the new year.

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  • All Postal Elections

    Delighted to hear that the Electoral Commission has come down against all postal elections. It was just too open to fraud for my liking. The ability of those filling in the census form to ask for everyone in their household to have a postal vote is open to abuse too.

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  • Flying Bishops coming home to roost

    There is a rather perplexing case going o­n in the USA at the moment. A couple of Anglican churches and their clergy have declared that they are no longer a part of the Episcopal Church of the USA but now belong to the Church of Uganda.  (They prefer the reactionary pronouncements of the Archbishop of Uganda…

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  • Salsa

    I Salsad with the best of them yesterday evening in the hall. We learned the Mambo step. Side step. Back step. Open Step. And a turn. What a sight it is to see the experts do it. Mind you, as someone remarked, it is not something you would do in Tescos.

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  • Caffeine free

    Have given up caffeine as part of new diet. Wholefoods, health foods etc. Have even eaten Tuna. No tea for a week. v v good. Fear I am turning into Bridget Jones. And yes, I am going to the Salsa evening in the church hall tonight.

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  • Belated Blog Anniversary

    I missed out o­n celebrating the anniversary of this blog o­n 3 August. I've no idea how many readers it has had since then. Quite a few members of the congregation read it. People who are thinking of coming to the church read it. People who are o­n committees with me read it. Preachers read it.…

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  • Lousy webhost

    My lousy webhost, Valuehost managed to put the databases which run my websites offline yesterday whilst supposedly carrying out an upgrade of their network. When the time comes to renew my hosting, I will have to think long and hard about whom I should be using. The trouble with Valuehost is that they are cheap.…

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