Church Signs

God Hates Whelk Eaters Church SignI remember the effort that it took to get the Church Sign boards updated when I first moved here. They were covered in cobwebs and offered in illegible script information o­n contacting a range of clergy, some of whom were no longer there and o­ne of whom was dead. There were also details of services which were not happening. Some people complained bitterly about the repainting of these signs. Indeed, o­ne person was horrified that the new signs could be read from over the road.

Technology has now caught up with all of this. I've been having a lot of fun playing with the internet's own Church Sign Generator. It is o­nly a matter of time before I can change the real church sign by sending it an e-mail.

Comments

  1. Kelvin says

    Re: Church Signs
    GOD FORBID!

    I have a vision of you using a remote control from inside the Church and as I approach, a great big neon lighted sign declares  
                YOU'RE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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