Will no-one rid me of this turbulent plumber?

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1. Anonymous says

   13/02/2004 at 16:57

   Re: Will no-one rid me of this turbulent plumber?
   Argh!

   Latest update.

   I seem to be living in a parallel universe. I have been captured by plumbing aliens and have been taken to planet plumber. Either that or I am the living embodiment of a plumber’s online adventure game.

   The latest is that there is a crack in the hot water tank between the heating coil and the tank containing domestic hot water. Thus the tank needs to be changed. No useable hot water until this is done next week.

   This means showers instead of baths. (When will I get to think?). Boiling washing up water. No use of the washing machine. Fortunately I still have the dishwasher, which comes off the cold water supply and also the heating, so the house is not cold.

   However it appears that most of next week will be spent waiting for plumbers as well.

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2. Anonymous says

   13/02/2004 at 18:11

   Re: Will no-one rid me of this turbulent plumber?
   Easy solution.  Do what I do –  take your washing to your mother!

   Sorted!!!!!!!!!

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3. Anonymous says

   13/02/2004 at 23:11

   Re: Will no-one rid me of this turbulent plumber?
   How I am supposed to be a mystic visionary with all this going on?
   *politely puts hand up*
   Um, aren’t mystic visionaries supposed to go without certain creature comforts in order to have such visions???? This will surely help, no?
   Alternatively, you could give up hot water for Lent.

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4. Anonymous says

   13/02/2004 at 23:34

   Re: Will no-one rid me of this turbulent plumber?
   Well, I don’t find it particularly difficult to imagine St Anthony making his way to the desert wadi looking for clear water, finding only muddy guck and crying: “How I am supposed to be a mystic visionary with all this going on?”

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