Feast of the Son of Encouragement

Wait a minute, I need a maniple.

What?

I need a maniple, if I am going to celebrate this morning.

No you don’t. You might want a maniple, but you don’t really think you need one do you?

What!? No maniple, no mass!

Anyway, I’m not sure it should be called a maniple. What about inclusive language?

Pass me a personiple then.

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3 responses to “Feast of the Son of Encouragement”

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    Anonymous

    Maniple? What’s wrong with that? We can now have man boobs, so why not man nipples?

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    Moyra

    Think you’re just going to have to find a new word for it! Personiple sounds silly.

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