Wait a minute, I need a maniple.
What?
I need a maniple, if I am going to celebrate this morning.
No you don’t. You might want a maniple, but you don’t really think you need one do you?
What!? No maniple, no mass!
Anyway, I’m not sure it should be called a maniple. What about inclusive language?
Pass me a personiple then.
Maniple? What’s wrong with that? We can now have man boobs, so why not man nipples?
The only part of the priestly ensemble which wasn’t merely a 2nd century business suit and we drop it. Typical!
Think you’re just going to have to find a new word for it! Personiple sounds silly.