Feast of the Son of Encouragement

Wait a minute, I need a maniple.

What?

I need a maniple, if I am going to celebrate this morning.

No you don’t. You might want a maniple, but you don’t really think you need one do you?

What!? No maniple, no mass!

Anyway, I’m not sure it should be called a maniple. What about inclusive language?

Pass me a personiple then.

Comments

  1. Anonymous says

    Maniple? What’s wrong with that? We can now have man boobs, so why not man nipples?

  2. The only part of the priestly ensemble which wasn’t merely a 2nd century business suit and we drop it. Typical!

  3. Moyra says

    Think you’re just going to have to find a new word for it! Personiple sounds silly.

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