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21/02/2011 By 8 Comments

Does anyone think there is any mileage in trying to persuade the Jedi Knight people to write “Scottish Episcopal Jedi Knight” in the right box on the census return?

It does sound like the kind of thing we might well have had, after all.


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  1. ryan says
    21/02/2011 at 11:50

    Well, it takes extensive training to be a Jedi Knight, perhaps analagous to TISEC, and the outfits adherents get to wear are a bit vestmenty 🙂 :

    http://www.brianstoys.com/store/ProductInfo.aspx?productid=SISMANAKINSYKWALKER

    And a piskie church that had Jedi powers of telekenisis and mind control would surely be uniquely equipped for Mission! 😉

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  2. Tim says
    21/02/2011 at 14:02

    These are not the converts you are looking for. 🙂

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  3. Paul R says
    21/02/2011 at 17:51

    Twinning of piskies and Jedis – I can hear the liturgy now.

    “May the force be with you. And also with you.”

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  4. ryan says
    21/02/2011 at 22:13

    lol! Plus one could argue that the Scottish Episcopal and Fabulous Church and the Jedi Order are both similarly inclusive, the former’s brave gay-affirming clergy matched by the latter’s :
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Red-haired_Jedi

    😉

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  5. Kimberly says
    21/02/2011 at 23:23

    now this is a side of you we don’t see often.

    Tim, do you not think that we offer a more hospitable home for Jedi-like questers than the other Scottish denominations? Really, I’m sure all my Jedi friends (like all my wicca friends) are really piskie at heart. They just got scared off Christianity by school assemblies.

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  6. Erp says
    22/02/2011 at 04:58

    I suspect that Humanist Jedi is a more likely option.

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