What is in Kelvin's Head?

Candidates for the Sin Against the Holy Ghost

03/12/2016
People sometimes ask me (and no doubt other clergy) what the sin against the Holy Ghost actually is – the one which cannot be forgiven.

Mark 3:28-29
Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Now, there is a great deal of confusion about this, but I think I have narrowed down the possibilities.

I’m pretty sure that it is one of the following:
- Brown Shoes in the Sanctuary
- The Sunday Before Lent/Sundays Before Advent/The Kingdom Season
- The Invention of the Christingle Service
- The Wrong Colour of Candles on the Advent Wreath
- Seafood

18 responses to “Biretta Watch – Snowy Day”

Lay clerk

10/03/2009

Hats are old hat. What you really need is a papal ombrellino to keep the snow off! Then you could wear a wooly hat under it which no one would notice because they’d all be so impressed by what you were carrying. Or maybe what the server was carrying for you.

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kelvin

10/03/2009

Don’t think for a moment, Lay Clerk, that I have not used such a liturgical essential whilst worshipping the Lord in Scotland.

I most certainly have, though not to keep the snow off.

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Lay clerk

11/03/2009

Heaven forfend that I would even consider for a fleeting moment that you had not taken advantage of the full panoply of liturgical sex-aids available!

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David |Dah • veed|

11/03/2009

I am sure that the proper term Lay Clerk is paraments!

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Jeff Queen

12/03/2009

I do like the biretta when traveling…will be wearing one this weekend in the St. Patrick’s day parade. Just a thought, maybe you should change the name of the site to “What’s on Kelvin’s Head.” Just a thought.

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Paul

12/09/2011

Have been trying desperately to find a Canterbury Cap these last few weeks. Seems no-one makes or sells them anymore!
A shame, as my former parish was the home of Lancelot Andrewes and they are celebrating his contribution to the translation of the KJB during a Festival Weekend, 24/25 September. I so wanted to wear a hat more in sympathy with the 17th century!
I shall either default to a skullcap or a biretta, I guess….
😉

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Rosemary Hannah

12/09/2011

Some academic head gear (doctoral level) is based on the Canterbury Cap – try academic outfitters.

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Kennedy

12/09/2011

I think I saw +Idris sporting one at the TISEC award ceremony.

Maybe he’ll know where to get one.

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