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Predictions for 2024

01/01/2024
1. General Election in UK – Labour landslide. PM – Sir Keir Starmer. (No great change in policies from the Tory government that Labour will replace).
2. US politics will continue to be dominated by Donald Trump
3. In the US Presidential election in November there will be victory for the Republican Party.
4. AI/Deepfakes have a significant effect in electoral politics.
5. Conflicts in Gaza and Ukraine unresolved by end of 2024.
6. No progress for those wanting marriage equality in the Church of England.
7. Twitter goes bust or is sold or both.
8. The world will be warmer in 2024 than ever before.
9. Another country will join Nato.
10. A new agreement is reached between the UK and Greece on the Elgin/Parthenon Marbles that opens the door for at least some of them to be displayed in Athens.

9 responses to “Street Music”

Tim

20/12/2008

I encountered the Salvation Army at the bottom of the escalators in the Buchanan St Galleries last Saturday afternoon. It was sorely tempting to drop an orange down the tuba as I passed, but I refrained, sailing by on my way with thoughts of expressions of multi-{ethnic,cultural,religious} societies…

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ryan

20/12/2008

Jingle Bells is certainly a carol and, arguably, a hymn too.

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Jackie

20/12/2008

(corrected link from last comment – is it really that long ago that I last commented here?)

I love bagpipes, but am at a loss to imagine Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. They’ll be doing Hallelujah next (everyone else seems to be).

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David |Dah • veed|

20/12/2008

Good Father, you have come a long way from the Salvation Army. (I have rarely encountered them here in Mexico.)

As far as “Scotland’s national instrument of war,” with the advent of laser-guided missiles and 500 pound bunker busters dropped from 10,000 meters, it is much more difficult to scare your enemy away with that squealing noise.

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Sumner

20/12/2008

In the US we encounter Salvation Army at the doors of many stores and malls, ringing a bell hoping for monetary donations. I have heard that they even now have credit card readers and can run the card right there! I think I’d prefer the band, but I’ve never encountered one.

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kelvin

20/12/2008

The bell thing is very much a North American thing. Bands are the the way to get the money in on this side of the Atlantic. They had an open bucket today (which I thought was not a legal way of collecting money) rather than a credit card reader.

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Zebadee

21/12/2008

I had the misfortune to stand too close to the RAF Leuchars Pipe Band. The sound was far worse close up than the noise of the engines of their planes. Not only a weapon of war but also an instrument of torture. The Geneva Convention should ban such weapons.

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David |Dah • veed|

21/12/2008

The Salvation Army (El Ejército de Salvación) Christmas Kettles started in San Francisco over 100 years ago when a local officer wanted to collect funds for Christmas Dinner for the poor. He remembered a kettle collecting money back in Liverpool England and decided to try this at the local ferry dock. He positioned himself to get folks both coming and going. Thus a tradition was born.

Now you can go to the US Salvation Army website and get info about setting up an online Christmas Kettle on your blog to collect from your visitors directly to the SA.

Mexico has very strict separation laws, more strict than the USA, and laws regulating religious institutions, so I have never seen a Christmas Kettle or a SA band in Mexico. I do know that they operate a shelter here in Monterrey.

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Eamonn

21/12/2008

“It was, unmistakably, the skirl of a bagpipe…

The senior officer halted his men and came riding back. ‘Captain Windham, I believe there is an ambush set for us down yonder.’

‘It does not sound like an ambush, egad!’ replied his colleague rather tartly, as the heathenish skirling grew louder.” (D. K. Broster, The Flight of the Heron [1925])

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