• The Beatitudes of Livestreaming

    Blessed are they who livestream their church services
    for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs to share with others and they know it.

    Blessed are the sick and the dying in churches which livestream
    for they shall be comforted by still being able to be part of their congregations
    in addition to receiving the personal and pastoral care of their friends and clergy.

    Blessed are those who are meek enough to know that audio matters more than video
    for they will inherit the online audience.

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for life-changing worship both online and in-person
    for their love of God will be counted as righteousness.

    Blessed are the joyful
    for their joy online will light up the world.

    Blessed are the purposeful
    for they will make their livestreaming easy to find and they will ensure that
    no-one needs to download a hymnsheet, a liturgy book and a pdf version of the notices.

    Blessed are the livestream makers
    for they are counted amongst the evangelists of today.

    Blessed are the congregations who rejoice in the technical and digital skills of those who are often overlooked
    for they shall reap a harvest of plenty.

    Blessed are those who know that their worship would be better not livestreamed yet
    for they know that they need to concentrate on renewing their in-person worship first.

    Blessed are you when people make snarky comments about your livestream
    for they are telling you they want it to be better for the honour and the glory of the Lord our God.

14 responses to “On the bridge of my nose”

  1. Paul Dunlop Avatar
    Paul Dunlop

    Hey kelvin, I thought I’ve noticed a lovely new pair of spectacles today at church. They make you look more distinguished than usual!

    Paul x x

  2. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    uber chic 🙂

    guess this means I owe you a kilt pic lol

  3. kelvin Avatar
    kelvin

    David – sorry your comment was lost in an anti-spam filter for a while.

    I’ve met the Strange Red Glasses in the flesh at Bob Gillies’s consecration.

    Red glasses are clearly what the best dressed scally eyed clergy person is wearing these days.

  4. Doug Avatar

    I was going to make the same comment David made, red glasses seem to be the must have now!

    And prescription swimming goggles! I thought I’d seen it all….

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