What is in Kelvin's Head?

The kind of political party I’d like to see

09/05/2015
I’m not a member of a political party at the moment, though obviously I have been in the past.

Here’s the policies that would be to the fore in the kind of political party that I would like to see and which would get me back into making a more active engagement in politics:
1. A burning desire to reduce absolute poverty across the United Kingdom
2. An ambition to reduce relative inequality across the country.
3. A narrative that focuses more on justice than nationhood.
4. A reforming zeal for the institutions of government – House of Lords, PR and the EU Parliament to begin with but not limited to these.
5. A localism that seeks to put power in the hands of local communities.
6. An internationalism that seeks to redeem colonialism by unashamedly promoting progressive values (equality of men and women, LGBT rights, anti-corruption, anti-bribery) as it seeks to trade with the world.
7. An ability to articulate what freedom for the individual means in a digital age.
8. An acceptance that social security is here for the good of us all.
9. A celebration of the relative peace and prosperity that the European Union has brought to a once warring continent
10. A stable, mixed-mode economy.
11. A secure National Health Service.
12. Disestablishment of national churches

6 responses to “Tales of the City”

Kimberly

19/06/2007

Your move next, then.

Can I suggest a bottle of spirit vinegar in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other? He should soon realize that the windows are not nearly as discerning as his neighbor.

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Rev Ruth

20/06/2007

I reckon he’s been watching too much Kim & Aggie. You watch, he’ll be back for lemon juice next. Altho Lord knows what he’ll be wearing if that’s what he wears for cleaning windows.

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kelvin

20/06/2007

Fortunately, I’ve plenty of lemon juice to offer him if he comes back. Though if he had been watching Kim and Aggie, would he not have been attired in rubber gloves with feather trim? Did he remove them before coming upstairs? (If so, he should not have bothered).

When I think about it, the fact that I live in the land of 24 hour vinegar emporia makes this little episode all the more strange.

The presumption of commenters above is that this is the start of something. I had thought myself that this was a relationship that had been formed, blossomed and was completed within the space of the dialogue reported, but perhaps I am wrong.

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Roddy

20/06/2007

You know you’re in the West End of Glasgow when the residents clean their windows with wine vinegar…

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kelvin

20/06/2007

Thanks for the social commentary Roddy. Perhaps I should have offered him balsamic. I never thought at the time.

There have been soap-operas and novels made out of less promising material than this.

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Anonymous

21/06/2007

this is so much better than the nescafe gold blend ads. looking forward to the next episode!

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