What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • New Year Predictions for 2018

    1. General Election in the second half of the year.
    2. “…and as the polls close, our exit poll predicts that the Conservative Party is unlikely to be able to form a new government…”
    3. The next but one leader of the Conservative Party becomes Ruth Davidson MP.
    4. The hipsters get bored of vinyl and discover cameras with actual, you know, film.
    5. No date for a new referendum on Scottish Independence.
    6. No progress for LGBT affirming Anglicans in England.
    7. Progress for LGBT affirming Anglicans elsewhere, particularly Brazil.
    8. Increasing realisation that sexual abuse is part of church culture. #churchtoo #metoo.
    9. FTSE lower at the end of 2018 than it is at the beginning. (7687)
    10. The end of the beard.

4 responses to “Sermon updated”

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    Anonymous

    Re: Sermon updated
    Hmmmm, sneaky!! so we do have to turn up to get the real thing then????

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    Kelvin

    Re: Sermon updated
    now there's a thought! The sermons could be like a DVD, you could have alternative endings so that we can choose the o­ne we like most!

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    Anonymous

    Re: Sermon updated
    if the sermon moved to an earlier slot with the alternative endings, we could have a vote on it towards the end of the service and put up the most popular outcome here!

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    Anonymous

    Re: Sermon updated
    Preacher Idol?

    (or Idle Preacher)

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