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  • Predictions 2026

    1. A rocky road to the enthronement of the next Archbishop of Canterbury.
    2. Further turmoil and scandal in the Anglican Episcopates of the United Kingdom.
    3. No progress for those hoping for Equal Marriage in the Church of England.
    4. More talk about the Quiet Revival which will continue not to show up in denominational statistics.
    5. Success for BBC Farage TV as Reform make great gains in the May elections
    6. Despite its record in government, the SNP get about 60 seats in the new Scottish Parliament.
    7. Because of its record in government, the Labour party gets terrible results and there is an attempt to remove Keir Starmer as leader.
    8. Despite its record both in and out of government the Democratic Party does well in the November elections in the USA.
    9. Stock market has another volatile year but ends up on this year, but not by much. FTSE is 9,931 at the start of the year.
    10. 2026 is the hottest year ever recorded.
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3 responses to “Ash W 2”

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    Kelvin

    Re: Ash W 2
    your young server was so pleased to have done this, that she can't wait to tell her teacher about it in the morning and has printed off your picture of the cross to take to school.

    Freddie Mercury o­n Ash Wednesday – nothing short of brilliant.
    Think you should do radio gaga o­n Sunday!  Dressed appropriately of course!

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    Anonymous

    Re: Ash W 2
    I did consider adding a Pet Shop Boys track as the recessional, but decided that might amount to Going Too Far.

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    Kelvin

    Re: Ash W 2
    Pet Shop Boys would have been good.  Not too controversial but great music.

    What about Frankie Goes to Hollywood – from a political perspective of course!

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