• Predictions 2026

    1. A rocky road to the enthronement of the next Archbishop of Canterbury.
    2. Further turmoil and scandal in the Anglican Episcopates of the United Kingdom.
    3. No progress for those hoping for Equal Marriage in the Church of England.
    4. More talk about the Quiet Revival which will continue not to show up in denominational statistics.
    5. Success for BBC Farage TV as Reform make great gains in the May elections
    6. Despite its record in government, the SNP get about 60 seats in the new Scottish Parliament.
    7. Because of its record in government, the Labour party gets terrible results and there is an attempt to remove Keir Starmer as leader.
    8. Despite its record both in and out of government the Democratic Party does well in the November elections in the USA.
    9. Stock market has another volatile year but ends up on this year, but not by much. FTSE is 9,931 at the start of the year.
    10. 2026 is the hottest year ever recorded.

10 responses to “10 Tips on How to Date a Priest”

  1. Lee Llewellyn-Thornhill Avatar
    Lee Llewellyn-Thornhill

    Yet another great blog Kelvin and as always I’m giggling just a few lines in, its always a pleasure to read your blog and on this forthcoming (actually tomorrow) Valentines Day I send you Happy Valentines day wishes & *hugs*

  2. June Butler Avatar

    So having said that, how was your date? 😀

    1. Kelvin Avatar

      Oh, I forgot. …

      11 Clergy are experts at knowing how to draw a veil of discretion over anything at all.

      1. Michelle Bailey Avatar
        Michelle Bailey

        Well said. 🙂

  3. John Duncan Avatar
    John Duncan

    A rather minor point, but it’s OK to fall in love with your therapist. A therapist (should) be trained to explore this and use it to examine the underlying issues. Without succumbing to it, obviously.

    1. Scott Elliott Avatar
      Scott Elliott

      That final comma is *absolutely* important!

  4. Tim Avatar

    Should clergy date other clergy, or is it better for clergy to date a lay person only?

    1. Kelvin Avatar

      I don’t see why clergy shouldn’t date one another.

  5. JCF Avatar
    JCF

    Outstanding. Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone “in Kelvin’s Head”! 😉

  6. margaret Avatar
    margaret

    I was married to a episcopal priest for 33 yrs, His previous marriage ended in divorce after 17 years, He reinvented himself as a voc rehab counselor with nys and had ties with the church as per diem for fill ins. This was unique. He loved it. My regrets are never severing his past full time priest life and fully embracing the current with 2 children of our own, Yes we had good times but I felt I was a fish out of water neither here or there. Harry died Feb 2014 we 3 are reinventing ourselves in the here and now but always look back- what if, how come, its hard. My advice. Know that special man in black frim the seminary. Immerse yourself in his life and know it would be quite unique.

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