• Mr Provost’s Finest Reindeer Receipt

    Roughly chop a leek, couple of slices of bacon and as many cloves of garlic as you dare.

    Heat a frying pan to a sizzle and fling the leek, bacon and garlic in, closely followed by the reindeer steaks.

    After five minutes turn the steaks over and scoop the leek/pig/garlic into another pan.

    Heat this as far as you dare and tip in enough cheap gin to make you wonder whether this is a waste of good gin.

    Throw in a handful of blueberries

    Heat until kitchen is covered in fog reminiscent of the incense at midnight mass.

    Remove from heat and gently stir in several good dollops of crème fraîche.

    Rudolph steaks will now be ready having cooked for a further five minutes. Artfully plate them up and cover with the sauce that will now be advent coloured.

    Serve with oven roasted potato, butternut squash, red pepper, courgette ensemble.

6 responses to “It’s Time for a Vote”

  1. Bro David Avatar
    Bro David

    I didn’t know that they actor on the Good Wife was a Scotsman!

  2. Kelvin Holdsworth Avatar

    I think you mean Alan Cumming – though I’ve never see the Good Wife.

    Alan is certainly Scottish and can be seen along with someone else you know on the front cover of this publication.
    http://www.equality-network.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/EM-booklet-lores.pdf

    1. Bro David Avatar
      Bro David

      The Good Wife is one of my favorite US TV shows. He plays the part with no detectable accent whatever, unlike his fellow Brit, Archie Panjabi, who speaks with a very proper accent, but from who know where. This past week Alan’s character kissed a girl and they liked it!

        1. Bro David Avatar
          Bro David

          So he’s always had bad hair! The Ginger’s cute. Are those natural accents or tuned up a bit?

          1. Kelvin Avatar

            Tuned up a bit though you do hear people speak like that.

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