• Sermon preached on 28 September – Who do you think you are?

    Who do you think you are?

    In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

    “Hello, can you help me, this is ICM and we are conducting a telephone poll in connection with the recent referendum would you be willing to answer some questions.”

    And I said yes – and the questions were mostly about whether or not I’d found it easy to vote in the referendum (I had) and about whether or not I had any concerns about widespread fraud having taken place (I had no concerns at all).

    When I said I had no concerns, she asked me why? Why did I have no concerns?

    Well, I know people who were there, I said – people from both sides who were at the counts and who saw what took place. And I was involved myself.

    It took quite a long time to answer all the questions but it went fairly smoothly until the end when she said, “Can I ask you some questions about who you are?” I agreed to this and readily gave away my age and all kinds of other information that one doesn’t normally dare ask someone in polite conversation.

    “And can I ask you what job you do?”

    “Yes, no problem, I’m a priest.”

    “Thank you sir – oh, I need to ask you what kind of priest. (more…)

6 responses to “Not sure who is in charge”

  1. Eamonn Avatar

    The blurred figure in the background.

    1. Ruth Avatar
      Ruth

      There’s no lead attached to the dog collar – if that’s any help….

  2. Allan Ronald Avatar

    In my experience the cat is always in charge.

  3. Pam R Avatar
    Pam R

    It’s the one with the elegant pose and the natural air of authority.

  4. Fr. Ron Smith Avatar

    The inscrutable one, of course!

  5. Augur Pearce Avatar
    Augur Pearce

    No idea, without having consulted the cathedral statutes on the relative positions of the Canon Feline and the Provost.

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