What is in Kelvin's Head?

How did I do with last year’s predictions?

31/12/2025
Here’s a run down of how I did at last year’s predictions.
- Good results for Nigel Farage following the English local elections in May. Terrible results for Conservative Party.
Exactly what happened. YES
- No progress towards the marriage of same-sex couples in the Church of England
Exactly what happened. Indeed, I think things may have gone into reverse. YES
- Turbulent year for WordPress, which powers about half of the internet.
The year began with Automattic dramatically cutting its contribution to development leading to stagnation in development and much acrimony. Subsequently restored. Deep divisions remain about Gutenberg. I’m claiming this as a YES.
- 2025 will be the hottest year on record.
Final figures yet to be calibrated but all reports indicate that this, unfortunately is a YES.
- No trade deal for UK with US. Increasing talk of re-aligning economy closer to EU.
Well, there was a trade deal in May called the Economic Prosperity Deal but it doesn’t seem to much and some of the basics have already been reversed. I suppose I have to be honest and say I didn’t get this quite right so it is a NO. But…
- Ceasefire in Russia-Ukraine war but no long term solution.
Hard to assess this one. No long term solution, certainly. There have been a series of ceasefires proposed but none seems really to have been fully implemented. Partial YES.
- “Assisted Dying” aka doctor assisted suicide becomes legal in at least one of the jurisdictions of the British Isles.
I have to put this down as a NO as it completed its parliamentary journey in the Isle of Man but hasn’t received Royal Assent yet, so not technically legal.
- Turbulent year for economy but stock market higher at end of year than beginning. (FTSE currently at 8,173)
Stock market at 9,931 today and there was quite a lot of volatility in the first part of the year. So this one is a YES.
- There will be fewer Commonwealth Realms (ie countries which share the monarchy) by the end of 2025 than there are now.
This one is a NO though there has been significant progress in that direction in Jamaica and moves that way in Grenada.
- Philip Mountstephen.
Well, I was pushing Philip Mounstephen’s name as he appeared to be the only senior bishop in the C of E who actually believed the [absurd] position of the C of E bishops on same-sex relationships. But it is a NO – nothing significant to report.

So – five and a half out of ten this year. Not as good as some years. A couple of near misses.
new year, predictions. 2025

7 responses to “Sermon preached on 1 July 2012”

Ryan

02/07/2012

Excellent stuff! It’s worth noting I think that overt antisemitic caricatures, rather than being left in the 20s, were very much a feature of ”The Passion of the Christ”, much beloved of certain fundamentalist/evangelicals, whereas the Christ-analogy Bingo approach to the Jewish Scriptures popular in some quarters certainly supports a reductive misunderstanding of the Jewish religion (and so people?)

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Eric Stodadart

02/07/2012

Indeed, an excellent sermon although there’s no getting away from Jesus-a-good-Jew being critical of some aspects of some of the various streams of Judaism of his time. His comment on one particular way of tithing is a case in point.
Having said that, Kelvin’s Jewish scholar is spot on. Whilst we might learn about others by considering their friends perhaps we understand others more when we look at those whom they feel the need to denounce. In evangelical preaching I have perpetrated in the past ‘Judiasm’ was a convenient container into which I could drop criticisms of ’empty ritual’ or ‘salvation by works’ that my congregation probably could understand as coded references to Roman Catholic and liberal Protestant piety, respectively.
Projecting fears and taboos onto characters in a narrative is bad enough but, of course, real people are caught up in the out workings of such stereotypes. More positively, I think that figuring out who, for us, are ‘the baddies’ in the biblical texts – and on what grounds – is a salutary exercise. For me, that probably means starting with S. Paul. Not that I see him as one of the baddies but reflecting on what I might be projecting on to what I think are his theological off-days would likely be useful.

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Suz Cate

02/07/2012

Important message, artfully delivered. Thank you. I’ve been reading Jesus the Jew by Geza Vermes–an excellent resource for considering your second question.

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Eamonn

02/07/2012

Oh, dear, Kelvin! I shan’t ever be able to recycle the sermon I preached yesterday, after reading yours. Thanks for sharing this deeper insight (said he ruefully).

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Marion

03/07/2012

Surely there’s also something important here about recognising that none of us is prejudice free – we just see our own targets as valid. The only way I’ve learned to manage anti-semitism within the church (and the scriptures) is to explore the underlying fear and to recognise that we all live with fear and insecurities. Having been on the receiving end of racial prejudice, I know how easy it is to dismiss it as ignorance – and of course, on one level, that is true. But we are all ignorant about how it is to live in someone else’s skin. I found it more difficult to deal with the people who told me ‘some of our best friends are Jews’ than it was to deal with the people who hurled insults. It seems to me that Jesus the Jew challenges us to recognise our fears and to allow the possibility of transformation if we can find the courage to acknowledge our true selves. Maybe a starting place is to recognise that difference is OK – or more than OK; through recognising difference we have the potential to learn and grow.

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Craig Nelson

05/07/2012

I feel Pharisees in particular get a very bad press from the New Testament which may not be fully warranted.

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Rosie Bates

09/07/2012

Wow, heard Matthew’s version of this Gospel at Mass this evening and I am still gasping and wondering. Thanks for new vision and allowing the scholarly woman to touch you and ‘blow your mind’. My previous sermons are well and truly dumped and I repent of them. Drained is love in making full, bound in setting others free…. came to mind and so much more to be thankful for. I had a Jewish doctor in London in the 70’s who was rather angry with me when I wished to continue with a life threatening pregnancy. He persevered with this stubborn scared young Christian (one who understands why some would decide otherwise) and when he came to visit each day after the birth of John he totally ignored me and sat rocking in prayer beside the miracle in the crib. He and his lovely wife honoured us with their presence at John’s Baptism – a first step into another place of worship for them as they approached their seventies. We continue to journey together now that they are in the fullness of The Kingdom. I was so fortunate and my dear Doc who was known to me as ‘Uncle Eric’ is still very much part of our family. He always ended his surgery with an important appointment – His wife confided in me that it was to watch Eastenders! which he found therapeutic – so do I as the Gospel message is always popping up in the midst of horrors and so are the babies!

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