1 – Thou shalt remember that a burning candle is not the only image of all that is holy and all that is true.
2 – Thou shalt not put the vulnerable at risk by revealing their identity and location.
3 – Thou shalt remember when using pictures of people that the Lord thy God made them in great and glorious diversity.
4 – Thou shalt not waste bandwidth and so shall learn how to reduce the size of thy photographs tenfold, fiftyfold or even a hundredfold.
5 – Thou shalt not use photographs of church meetings to illustrate the life of the church for to believe that the meetings of the church represent the life and joy that the Lord thy God brings unto thee is to have heard and believed the lies of the Evil One.
6 – Thou shalt not use photographs of groups of people where half the people have their backs unto the camera.
7 – Thou shalt not include more than one photograph of the bishop (or the moderator, the pope or the Lord High Executioner of Titipu) standing around in robes next to other people standing around in robes.
8 – Thou shalt love thy neighbour’s photographs as thine own, by setting up a Flickr group for them to post their images to so that you have a greater range of photographs to use on thy church website.
9 – Thou shalt respect the copyright of every image that thou shalt use and give credit where it is due.
10 – Thou shalt change thine images once in a while for to worship one image alone is not merely idolatry but risks the masses believing that the house of the Lord thy God is dull. And dullness is the sin against the Holy Ghost whereof many have spoken.
Photo Credit: Afonso Lima of Brazil
If you’ve any further commandments – do chip in with them in the comments. “Why just 10?” as Moses said as he staggered down the mountain…
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