What is in Kelvin's Head?

The Best Questions in the World

07/03/2014
We offer a course at St Mary’s every now and then called the God Factor. You may have heard me mention it. It works like lots of church courses in that folk gather around food and have a conversation. In our case we gather around the best pizzas in town which come from just across the road and most of the courses have chosen to meet on a Sunday lunchtime.

However, the God Factor is different from a lot of courses that churches run because I can’t tell you what will happen exactly from one course to the next. I can’t give you the book. I can’t give you a plan for what those on the God Factor will all learn. Why so? Well, because the participants set the agenda. The first meeting is all about collecting questions from the group. Those questions are then grouped and tackled by the group over about eight weeks. The idea is that they get to use those running the course (clergy and laity) as a resource to try to find answers to the questions that have been logged at the beginning.

For those who want a bit of pedagogy, this arises out of a situation where the Vice Provost is into Paulo Freire and the Provost is known to read Ivan Illich in the bath, but let us not be too technical and get too distracted by methodoloty right now. Because the exciting thing is that we’ve just got the questions for the course that is beginning at the moment.

I think these are the best questions in the world to get a group to try to answer. See what you think below. Oh, and if you want to join in with this course and engage in trying to find the answers to these then get in touch with the Vice Provost using this contact form.

The Questions – God Factor – March 2014

Bible
- Is it OK to disagree with some bits of the Bible?
- Do I have to believe everything in the Bible?
- What is the best way to read the Bible?
- If the Bible was written in approximately 400 AD, how accurate is it?
- Why are only some Gospels used today?
Church and churches
- How does the Scottish Episcopal Church choose its clergy?
- Who are Episcopalians and how do they differ from Catholics and other Protestants?
- What is the Church for? Couldn’t we do without it?
- Why are there so many different denominations?
- So few people go to church these days; will it change or simply die out?
Doctrine
- Is God male or female? Black, Chinese, White?
- How will I know that God has accepted me? Forgiven me?
- Can you lose your faith, find it and lose it again in your one lifetime?
- Is there such a thing as condemnation?
- Is ‘God’ a male?
- Reincarnation – does it exist?
- Do you think suicide is a coward’s way out?
- Spiritual ‘dry spells’ – what to do during them.
- What ‘sins’ cannot be forgiven?
- How do we define sin?
- Is there an afterlife? If so, what does it look like?
- Is there a hell?
Ethics
- Why is the Church obsessed with sex?
- Why does a message of peace and love end up causing war, suicide bombings and so much hatred?
- Why so many different rules and regulations, e.g. on birth control and same sex marriage?
- The Vatican = corruption? Wealth? I struggle with their beliefs – no birth control, third world women dying etc.
- Was there any truth in the Da Vinci Code book?
- Why do the different denominations of the Church always seem to be at odds with each other?
- Is faith just for sad people and those who need a crutch?
- Why are so many religions intolerant of different people, e.g. gay people, and contraception?
- Should the Church be involved in politics?
God and Jesus
- Is Jesus God or just a way to God?
- Why did Jesus allow himself to be crucified?
- Will Jesus return?
- Was Jesus God or human?
- Does God exist?
- Why does God not intervene on issues of poverty/hunger etc?
- What does God look like/feel like?
- Was Mary really a virgin when pregnant?
Other faiths/religions
- Why is Christianity different to other faiths?
- Why are there so many different religions?
- Why has religion caused so many wars?
- Why is the Jewish religion so feared? Hated?
- How should we respond to people of different faiths?
- Relationship between Christianity and other faiths.
- Is the Christian faith the only way? What about good Buddhists, Muslims and Humanists?
- Is war and bad weather judgement from God?
Worship
- How can I learn to pray?
- When during services do people ‘cross’ themselves and why?
- Would Scottish independence be good for the UK?
- Does God really love everyone? What about those who reject him?
- How does prayer work? Is there a right and a wrong way to pray?
- Why does it feel so incredibly peaceful in a church?
- Why is incense used?
- Why is the Eucharist important?
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11 responses to “The Pink List”

Ryan

23/10/2011

Ooh, you’re in some illustrious company – there are worse places to be than beneath John Barrowman!

Congratulations 🙂

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1. kelvin
  
  23/10/2011
  
  He and I are almost the same age, Ryan. It is why we look so alike.
  
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  1. Ryan
    
    23/10/2011
    
    Made more impressive by the fact that the praepostorial look is presumably, unlike Mr Barrowman’s, all-natural 😉
    
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    1. kelvin
      
      23/10/2011
      
      Mostly natural.
      
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Rosemary Hannah

23/10/2011

Yes, I’d quite like to be under … sorry, got lost in thought there. Well done, Kelvin, and yes, more church people, please. As long as they spell your name right, that is all that maters ….

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Revd Ross Kennedy

23/10/2011

I don’t think the paper got it wrong at all. St Mary’s is Glasgow’s Cathedral (that is if we ignore the chapel by the Clyde). The C of S place was a cathedral but not any more – it hasn’t had a cathedra for hundreds of years and so is merely a parish church now (nothing wrong with that). The C of E has done away with provosts (they were the head of the cathedrals which also functioned as parish churches). The boss priest in all the
C of E cathedrals is now called the Dean. And so it should be in SEC because the title ‘provost’ is the designation accorded to the head of toon cooncils.
Yes I know we have deans in the SEC dioceses but they could be retitled as archdeacons which is what (I think) is their function.

As to the pink list…how times have changed….. years ago it would have been called the black list! (sorry!)

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1. kelvin
  
  23/10/2011
  
  Times have indeed changed, Ross. Something which is to be celebrated.
  
  I’ve no desire to be a Dean. Deans in Scotland do something quite different to what I do, and Provost described me nicely. The title of Dean is also used in secular life now too, in education, as is the term Rector.
  
  There are four cathedrals in Glasgow. St Mungo’s, St Luke’s, St Andrew’s and St Mary’s, each no doubt dearly loved by their people.
  
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Ryan

24/10/2011

Archdeacon is a great title tho, suggesting to the layperson that it involves deacons raising one eyebrow and making drily witty comments.

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chris

24/10/2011

I’d’a thunk you might have been a ‘national treasure’ by now…maybe next year. 🙂

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1. kelvin
  
  24/10/2011
  
  I’m a National Treasure round about this blog. That’ll do for now.
  
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Uncle Al

25/10/2011

I seem to recall that at Coates Hall back in the very early 1970s the student charged with providing services at the Mission Church in Dean Village was known [tongue very firmly in cheek] as the Archdeacon of the Water of Leith. A resounding title but no gaiters came with it.

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