What is in Kelvin's Head?

New Year Predictions for 2018

01/01/2018
1. General Election in the second half of the year.
2. “…and as the polls close, our exit poll predicts that the Conservative Party is unlikely to be able to form a new government…”
3. The next but one leader of the Conservative Party becomes Ruth Davidson MP.
4. The hipsters get bored of vinyl and discover cameras with actual, you know, film.
5. No date for a new referendum on Scottish Independence.
6. No progress for LGBT affirming Anglicans in England.
7. Progress for LGBT affirming Anglicans elsewhere, particularly Brazil.
8. Increasing realisation that sexual abuse is part of church culture. #churchtoo #metoo.
9. FTSE lower at the end of 2018 than it is at the beginning. (7687)
10. The end of the beard.

6 responses to “On the election tomorrow”

Tim

04/05/2011

Ooh, Compass looks fun.

For amusement, it says I’m: Green; LD; SNP; Labour; Tory.

It’s got one of those right but I’d probably rejig the others a bit 😉

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Neil Oliver

04/05/2011

I got a very similar result to Tim and to be honest it reflects my vote quite closely.

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Tim

04/05/2011

The Compass attributes equal weight to all its questions, hence getting completely the wrong answer for me.
There is precisely no chance I would ever vote Green while they persist in being in favour of “alternative medicine” and so unthinkingly anti-motorist with no positive transport suggestions to make.

The only one it got sorta right is to put Tory last – and even that’s neglecting the fact that, if I were the penultimate humanoid on the planet and blue the only box to mark, I’d rather spoil the paper than vote for them. 😉

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chris

05/05/2011

Thanks for link – got me just about right, which is good as I voted a fortnight ago!

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ryan

05/05/2011

Lib Dems have an Orange Book?! That might of interest to stereotypical fans of the Glorious Glasgow Rangers who can’t support the SNP (non Unionist), Labour (obvious reasons), Tories (too posh) and find themselves unsure of who to vote for with only hours left to decide 😉

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Gianmaria Framarin

03/07/2011

Please, lad, quit this continuous and totally wrong identification of Rangers fans as being anti-Labour or even right-winged… you’re talking about that hell of a minority we have at Ibrox who still go on chanting stupid stuff…
Ibrox is FULL of leftists, Labour Party voters, even SNP, which seems to be the common trend. I hardly ever spoken to a Tory Rangers fan…
Glasgow’s a red city, always has been for decades, Rangers are a majority in the city, how come they all be “stereotypical tories”???

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