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  • The rules

    Here’s how we are going to get along.

    1. Black shoes in the sanctuary
    2. Play nicely
    3. Don’t copy the provost/pope/prime minister into emails that are addressed to anyone else
    4. No boring worship
    5. Obey the moratorium on unnecessary exclamation marks!
    6. No communion for dogs, not even on St Francis’s Day
    7. Communion for all humans any day
    8. Black ink. Only black ink.
    9. No rotas on noticeboards
    10. Clerical honorifics take the definite article

17 responses to “The Royal Wedding #1”

  1. Rosemary Hannah Avatar
    Rosemary Hannah

    Easy to make basic play vestments – I’ll do it if and when the house renovation is completed.

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    1. kelvin Avatar
      kelvin

      Marvellous!

      But shhh! Everyone will want a set.

      Reply
  2. Therese of the roses Avatar
    Therese of the roses

    I thought prince william worked for the Royal Airforce …. The toys have him in the wrong uniform. And never mind ++Rowan where are Kates working claSs kin from County Durham in there British Home Stores frocks and hats …

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  3. RevRuth Avatar
    RevRuth

    They also do a Nativity set (3 kings separate)
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Playmobil-3996-Nativity-Manger/dp/B0002B9OJU/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&coliid=I2C786Z8L8AJGG&colid=3FFY5CX9ECGJK

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    1. kelvin Avatar
      kelvin

      Are you suggesting that the three Kings could be used as substitutes for Archbishop Rowan, the Dean of Westminster and the Bishop of London?

      You may have a point.

      Reply

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