What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • What people are looking for

    The following search terms have all brought people to my blog in the last month:

    • Lucy Winkett married (I’ve no idea)
    • friendship as sacrament (if only the churches were this wise)
    • Old St Paul’s homosexuality (A number of searches on this one suggesting that people are not finding what they are looking for from their website)
    • health guidelines for thuribles (Keep it clean and use the ethanol to clean the inside. And do it outside)
    • humorous reading for mothers’ union (I’m saying nothing)
    • can you get a 4 berth sleeper on scotrail caledonian sleeper (I think you can – 2 adjacent apartments with an open internal door)
    • evensong gaidhlig (because Evensong is not esoteric enough)
    • believing that god has a plan for us all (Ah, probably best not coming to me for this one, I don’t)
    • can you have a christening during lent in anglican faith (oh yes – great preparation for Easter)
    • he has a unique plan for us (Oh no he doesn’t….)
    • Episcopal churches Edinburgh (I’m probably not the primary source on this one)

3 responses to “Conspiracy Theory Alert”

  1. Kimberly Avatar
    Kimberly

    How splendid. If a CIA agent is recognized primarily by his refusal to admit his identity, would that mean that a true Anglican could only be recognized by her refusal to sign a covenant?

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  2. kelvin Avatar
    kelvin

    Oh Mother Dunoon, you seem to know a lot about this. There would be no gasp of surprise in Thurible Mansions if you turned out to be the brains behind the whole joint operation.

    The rest of us need to watch out and see whether that Compass Rose sign gets set into the floor of any churches in Argyll over the coming months.

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  3. caminante Avatar
    caminante

    This is just too much. Oh my. Brilliant.

    Reply

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