search terms Archives - What is in Kelvin's Head?

The following search terms have all brought people to my blog in the last month:

Lucy Winkett married (I’ve no idea)
friendship as sacrament (if only the churches were this wise)
Old St Paul’s homosexuality (A number of searches on this one suggesting that people are not finding what they are looking for from their website)
health guidelines for thuribles (Keep it clean and use the ethanol to clean the inside. And do it outside)
humorous reading for mothers’ union (I’m saying nothing)
can you get a 4 berth sleeper on scotrail caledonian sleeper (I think you can – 2 adjacent apartments with an open internal door)
evensong gaidhlig (because Evensong is not esoteric enough)
believing that god has a plan for us all (Ah, probably best not coming to me for this one, I don’t)
can you have a christening during lent in anglican faith (oh yes – great preparation for Easter)
he has a unique plan for us (Oh no he doesn’t….)
Episcopal churches Edinburgh (I’m probably not the primary source on this one)

Here are a few things that people have been looking for in search engines that have caused them to find this blog:

sermon, abishag – presumably found this post acknowledging one of my favourite biblical characters.
church to rent, Aberdeen – not something I think I can help with
clergy tartan – series of posts from when I was appointed as Arbiter of the Kilt
gay lick – I’ve no idea which post brought this person here. Seriously.
origin of Christingle – don’t get me started
bearsden accent – guess this one is about that sermon
who is the bearded nun? – no idea, but she probably comes to St Mary’s
where can i buy halal turkey in glasgow? – I don’t know, but my local Chinese is mostly halal
“john stott” cross-dressing – oh, if only….

What people are looking for