What people are looking for

The following search terms have all brought people to my blog in the last month:

  • Lucy Winkett married (I’ve no idea)
  • friendship as sacrament (if only the churches were this wise)
  • Old St Paul’s homosexuality (A number of searches on this one suggesting that people are not finding what they are looking for from their website)
  • health guidelines for thuribles (Keep it clean and use the ethanol to clean the inside. And do it outside)
  • humorous reading for mothers’ union (I’m saying nothing)
  • can you get a 4 berth sleeper on scotrail caledonian sleeper (I think you can – 2 adjacent apartments with an open internal door)
  • evensong gaidhlig (because Evensong is not esoteric enough)
  • believing that god has a plan for us all (Ah, probably best not coming to me for this one, I don’t)
  • can you have a christening during lent in anglican faith (oh yes – great preparation for Easter)
  • he has a unique plan for us (Oh no he doesn’t….)
  • Episcopal churches Edinburgh (I’m probably not the primary source on this one)

Things people have been looking for

Here are a few things that people have been looking for in search engines that have caused them to find this blog:

  • sermon, abishag – presumably found this post acknowledging one of my favourite biblical characters.
  • church to rent, Aberdeen – not something I think I can help with
  • clergy tartan – series of posts from when I was appointed as Arbiter of the Kilt
  • gay lick – I’ve no idea which post brought this person here. Seriously.
  • origin of Christingledon’t get me started
  • bearsden accent – guess this one is about that sermon
  • who is the bearded nun? – no idea, but she probably comes to St Mary’s
  • where can i buy halal turkey in glasgow? – I don’t know, but my local Chinese is mostly halal
  • “john stott” cross-dressing – oh, if only….