What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • Tales of the City – February 2020

    On the way home from the opera I step into a shop to get out of the rain, and buy something to eat against the cold – a late-night post-operatic chittery-bite.

    In front of me are two young men dressed in much less than I am. They are the worse for wear and arguing.

    Drunk Young Man #1: Well we’ll ask someone else then.

    Drunk Young Man #2:     Yes! Someone neutral.

    They turn to me.

    DYM#1: Here man. Settle an arugment for us will you. Is coronavirus real or is it propoganda

    Self: I think it is real.

    DYM#2: Aye man. Told you. It *is* real. He said so. Here, I bet you do a very responsible job

    DYM#1:     Aye very responsible. What are you man?

    I hesitate a moment and consider how to answer.

    DYM#2: I bet he’s a Supply Chain Manager. Are you a Supply Chain Manager, man?

    I smile a smile that I hope will look like the smile of a cold wet Supply Chain Manager.

    DYM#2: I knew it.

    DYM#1: Hey, do you have a lighter?

    I shake my head.

    We are all forlorn that I do not have a lighter.

5 responses to “Lonely Hearts”

  1. Saph Avatar
    Saph

    Lonely Hearts
    Brilliant suggestion, anyway.

    Reply
  2. Sarah Ingham Avatar
    Sarah Ingham

    Lonely Hearts
    It’s nice to see that the really important things still occupy your mind! Enjoyed reading the blog.

    Reply
  3. Avatar
    Anonymous

    Lonely Hearts
    Ooh, Sarah! Imagine seeing you here! Where are you?

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  4. Ruth Avatar
    Ruth

    Well I’d sign your petition.

    Reply
  5. A fried of Mary Magdalene Avatar
    A fried of Mary Magdalene

    Lonely Hearts
    Judging by what I see around the SEC, I think there’s a lot to commend a lonely hearts column.  Of course, being the SEC it would have to be inclusive and allow for same sex friendships too.  I say it go for it Kelvin!

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