3 responses to “Atkins”

  1.  Avatar
    Kelvin

    Re: Atkins
    Are you sure it is just your ankle you have sprained?  Did you not bump your head at the same time?
    Anyway-what's wrong with songs of praise-even if Thora what's her name is dead now?

  2.  Avatar
    Anonymous

    Re: Atkins
    I did not actually say that there was anything wrong with Songs of Praise. I am currently reading the “Songs of Praise Lent and Easter” book for review in the Episcopalian

    It seems to be that with a weekly television experience, a new weekly magazine and now books about the liturgical year, Songs of Praise is o­n its way to being a denomination. It is o­nly a matter of time before people going into hospital start to answer “Songs of Praise” when asked their religion.

  3.  Avatar
    Kelvin

    Re: Atkins
    well if Alpha can become a new religous movement, why cant Atkins? there are many similarities – bad breath, a hankering after fresh meat, and no booze or trash

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Previous Posts

  • Review: Orfeo ed Euridice, Scottish Opera

    This review originally appeared for Opera Britannia. Scottish Opera have managed to produce another underwhelming show that, though visually arresting, leaves one with more questions than answers. There are things to praise about Ashley Page’s directorial debut for Scottish Opera: his ballet background clearly has given him an intense sense of theatrical spectacle that was…

  • Unlikely alliances – sermon preached as farewell to Fr Chucks

    Here’s what I had to say to my Nigerian colleague Chucks who is moving away from St Mary’s to go and work down south. God be with you, Chucks – we are looking to you to sort out the Church of England. Sermon preached by Kelvin Holdsworth on 15 February 2015 from Kelvin Holdsworth on…

  • 10 Tips on How to Date a Priest

    Valentine’s Day being upon us and my being an expert witness in the matter, I feel it incumbent upon me to share my best wisdom in the small matter of how to date a priest. Firstly, accept that clergy are people, just like everyone else. I’ve met people who believed that when they were ordained,…

  • It is a justice issue, isn’t it?

    The question is this – is LGBT inclusion a justice issue or isn’t it? If we think it is a justice issue then we pray about it in church, right? Those two questions feel to me a little uncomfortable. We pray readily in churches up and down the land about justice issues – we pray…