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  • The Provost’s Perfect Pancake Receipt

    Here’s the perfect pancake receipt one more time.

    Ingredients:
    100g plain flour
    pinch of salt
    2 large heggs
    200 ml milk
    75 ml water
    50g melted butter

    Method:
    Sieve
    Whizz
    Fry

    #pisky

3 responses to “Atkins”

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    Kelvin

    Re: Atkins
    Are you sure it is just your ankle you have sprained?  Did you not bump your head at the same time?
    Anyway-what's wrong with songs of praise-even if Thora what's her name is dead now?

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    Anonymous

    Re: Atkins
    I did not actually say that there was anything wrong with Songs of Praise. I am currently reading the “Songs of Praise Lent and Easter” book for review in the Episcopalian. 

    It seems to be that with a weekly television experience, a new weekly magazine and now books about the liturgical year, Songs of Praise is o­n its way to being a denomination. It is o­nly a matter of time before people going into hospital start to answer “Songs of Praise” when asked their religion.

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    Kelvin

    Re: Atkins
    well if Alpha can become a new religous movement, why cant Atkins? there are many similarities – bad breath, a hankering after fresh meat, and no booze or trash

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