What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • Society Against Sundays in the Month

    Why is there no church society for those of us who believe that Sundays-in-the-Month are one of the works of darkness that beset the church and tempt it into doom and decline?

    You know the kind of thing I mean – Matins on the first Sunday in the month and Eucharist on the rest. Or modern liturgy every Sunday except when there is a fifth Sunday in the month when it shall be the language of the Scottish Prayer Book 1928 1929. Or 10.30 am Sung Eucharist every week except the 2nd Sunday in the month when it is matins with the Methodists. Or First and Fourth Sundays in Auchendoggle, third Sunday in Auchendrizzle and a united service on the fourth Sunday in the month – see the church porch notice for details.

    I’d be interested in any research in this area. Is it the case that there is a statistical correlation between decline and those practising the doctrine of Sundays in the Month?

    Isn’t every notice which includes an intimation about the Sunday in the Month speaking to the world of a congregation either divided by compromise or prepared to announce its decline to the world?

    Why do we never talk about this?

6 responses to “Not sure who is in charge”

  1. Eamonn Avatar
    Eamonn

    The blurred figure in the background.

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    1. Ruth Avatar
      Ruth

      There’s no lead attached to the dog collar – if that’s any help….

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  2. Allan Ronald Avatar
    Allan Ronald

    In my experience the cat is always in charge.

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  3. Pam R Avatar
    Pam R

    It’s the one with the elegant pose and the natural air of authority.

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  4. Fr. Ron Smith Avatar
    Fr. Ron Smith

    The inscrutable one, of course!

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  5. Augur Pearce Avatar
    Augur Pearce

    No idea, without having consulted the cathedral statutes on the relative positions of the Canon Feline and the Provost.

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