Just as a matter of interest, could you advise me which of two meetings I should go to, which clash in my diary. Should I go to the Property Committee or should I go to the Knitting Group?

Please give reasons for your answer.

Inaugural meeting tonight (Monday 10 November 2008) at 7.30 pm in the meeting room.

Bring me your ties, your cables, your huddled messes yearning to breathe free.

As we are an inclusive church, women are also welcome at these meetings.