What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • New Year Predictions for 2018

    1. General Election in the second half of the year.
    2. “…and as the polls close, our exit poll predicts that the Conservative Party is unlikely to be able to form a new government…”
    3. The next but one leader of the Conservative Party becomes Ruth Davidson MP.
    4. The hipsters get bored of vinyl and discover cameras with actual, you know, film.
    5. No date for a new referendum on Scottish Independence.
    6. No progress for LGBT affirming Anglicans in England.
    7. Progress for LGBT affirming Anglicans elsewhere, particularly Brazil.
    8. Increasing realisation that sexual abuse is part of church culture. #churchtoo #metoo.
    9. FTSE lower at the end of 2018 than it is at the beginning. (7687)
    10. The end of the beard.

7 responses to “Sermon for Kimberly's Induction”

  1. Martin Ritchie Avatar
    Martin Ritchie

    What a marvellous sermon to have at your induction! Great stuff.

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  2. Rosemary Avatar
    Rosemary

    It’s a walking account of what happen when sermons get reported by others from memory, isn’t (yes, my blog.) It was a great sermon, Kelvin. I did try to blow my nose quietly – but I had to keep the mascara from running too badly…..

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  3. revruth Avatar
    revruth

    Great sermon, Fr K. Sorry I missed it.

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  4. Maureen (McK) Avatar
    Maureen (McK)

    Kelvin, it was a great sermon. Would it be ok if I reproduced it in our church newsletter? The non computer older Dunoon folk would love to see it.

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  5. Kelvin Avatar
    Kelvin

    No problem Maureen.

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  6. Zebadee Avatar
    Zebadee

    It certainly was excellent. Many a ‘preacher’ could gain a great deal from studying your sermons. Could you not start a school for sermon givers? I am sure Nigal Robb would approve

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  7. Elizabeth Avatar
    Elizabeth

    Thank you so much for posting this. I was so sorry to miss it and getting some of it post facto is excellent!

    Reply

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