What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • The rules

    Here’s how we are going to get along.

    1. Black shoes in the sanctuary
    2. Play nicely
    3. Don’t copy the provost/pope/prime minister into emails that are addressed to anyone else
    4. No boring worship
    5. Obey the moratorium on unnecessary exclamation marks!
    6. No communion for dogs, not even on St Francis’s Day
    7. Communion for all humans any day
    8. Black ink. Only black ink.
    9. No rotas on noticeboards
    10. Clerical honorifics take the definite article

4 responses to “Normal Service is Resumed”

  1. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    welcome back Kelvin. I’ve a suggestion for you re. the sermon’s you post here. Would it be possible to include details of the readings for that sunday; or can you direct me to a site that would give the readings in the Anglican cycle? I really enjoyed reading the sermon for 1st June but do not know what passage from Romans you are refering to. The historical weight you put behind it in reference to the reformation makes it something i’m intrigued by.

    P xx

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  2. ChickPea Avatar
    ChickPea

    Glad to hear the sun shone for you all. Welcome back. Enjoy synod..

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  3. vicky Avatar
    vicky

    Welcome back Kelvin. Keep your chin up during Synod 🙂

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  4. Elizabeth Avatar
    Elizabeth

    Welcome home! Glad to hear Spain was Spain and sun was sun and all that good stuff. Looking forward to synod news . . .

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