• Tales of the City #9

    The scene is Great Western Road, at 10 am – just after morning prayer. A street cleaner in a council jacket runs down the street hollaring at me after morning prayer

    Street Cleaner: “Oi, oi!”

    I turn wondering what I’ve done.

    Self: “Um, yes?”

    Street Clearner: “Was it youse that was in the paper? It was, it was youse”

    I wait expecting a stream of Glasgow invective.

    His eyes light up, he beams a toothless smile and responds: “Hey man, hey, that was just great.”

    He’s referring to this piece in the Herald.

3 responses to “Conspiracy Theory Alert”

  1. Kimberly Avatar

    How splendid. If a CIA agent is recognized primarily by his refusal to admit his identity, would that mean that a true Anglican could only be recognized by her refusal to sign a covenant?

  2. kelvin Avatar
    kelvin

    Oh Mother Dunoon, you seem to know a lot about this. There would be no gasp of surprise in Thurible Mansions if you turned out to be the brains behind the whole joint operation.

    The rest of us need to watch out and see whether that Compass Rose sign gets set into the floor of any churches in Argyll over the coming months.

  3. caminante Avatar

    This is just too much. Oh my. Brilliant.

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