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  • Scottish Episcopal Kalendar 2026

    For years now, I’ve produced a Kalendar for the Scottish Episcopal Church with all the bible readings set out for the year.

    This year’s Kalendar is available online so that anyone can download it and print it out for themselves.
    It is available right here: Scottish Kalendar 2026

    Anyone who would like to make a donation because they enjoy the Kalendar so much and want to encourage me to keep doing it is welcome to do so via paypal. I used to offer printed copies at £5 per copy.

    The summary of the Bishops’ Instruction on Fasting and Abstinence is available as a single pdf here: Bishops’ Instructions on Fasting

8 responses to “The Cumbrae Revels”

  1. chris Avatar
    chris

    Disappointed in you, father. No pics of the choir, tastefully attired to resemble Whoopi Goldberg in red …

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  2. kelvin Avatar
    kelvin

    It was a little dark in there….

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  3. chris Avatar
    chris

    Tell me about it! (she said, vulgarly)

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    1. Fr Dougal Avatar
      Fr Dougal

      Was that Evensong or Evensnog Chris?

      Reply
  4. chris Avatar
    chris

    Despite the gloom, there was no snogging in the stalls. There was too much going on – it was a Eucharist with much coming and going…

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    1. kelvin Avatar
      kelvin

      Speak for yourself…

      Reply
      1. chris Avatar
        chris

        Oh, I don’t speak for Canons and assorted clerics who invade the choir on these occasions …

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    2. Fr Dougal Avatar
      Fr Dougal

      The kiss of peace might have been interesting in the gloom….

      Reply

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