What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • Predictions for 2020

    1. Scotland will not vote for Independence in 2020
    2. No progress for those hoping for Equal Marriage in the Church of England.
    3. Narrow Democrat victory in American election – country as divided as ever – widespread belief that the election was rigged.
    4. Scottish government proposals on reforming the Gender Recognition Act go through largely as proposed in consultation document.
    5. Limited agreements at COP talks but derided as too little too late.
    6. UK leaves the EU and is subsequently unable to agree a substantial deal.
    7. No trade deal with the USA
    8. Yvette Cooper will become the leader of the Labour Party.
    9. Stock market lower at the end of the year than it is today.  (FTSE 7,542.44)
    10. Increasing visible support for LGBT Roman Catholics from within the Roman Catholic Church.

4 responses to “Off to the Flagship”

  1. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Argyll & The Isles: The thin diocese? Thnk about it – a pleasing double meaning.

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    1. kelvin Avatar
      kelvin

      Dreich?

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      1. chris Avatar
        chris

        Sadly, today I’d totally agree with you. Goes for my state of mind too. 🙁

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  2. fr dougal Avatar
    fr dougal

    At College we renamed all 7: Dreadinburgh; St Andrews, Dunin and Dunroamin; Drechin; Hasbeens and Offkey; Moray, Dross and Couldn’t-care-less; Argyll and the Piles (what do you expect hinging aboot damp dreich ferry terminals?) and of course GoSlow and Getaway:-)

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