What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • Sunday Trading and the Churches

    Dear the Churches of England

    If you campaign against Sunday trading you are going to seem to the People of England to be as bad as you are. Campaign instead for the rights of shop workers of all religions who work at all times and the People of England might be more convinced. If you take on the Sunday trading thing you are going to lose anyway.

    Here in Scotland things have been much more liberal for a long time. We did have quite strict liquor laws which meant you couldn’t buy booze on a Sunday morning anywhere. This meant you couldn’t buy an emergency bottle of wine for communion on a Sunday morning in case it led to drunkenness, which always seemed to me to be a little odd. Even this law has been relaxed now.

    Seriously – the fight against Sunday trading isn’t one that churches can win and look sensible or fair. Please don’t make the rest of us look foolish.

    Remember the Sabbath day and what it was about and keep what it was about holy. It was about making sure workers got rest. It was about making sure there was time for leisure. It was about making sure that there were opportunities for worship. Churches should campaign for all those things. In multicultural Britain these things do not coalesce any more in the idea of one shared day off a week which is inevitably on a Sunday.

    Dear churches of England and the Church of England in particular – pick your battles wisely.

    Thank you for your attention.
    KELVIN

7 responses to “What people are searching for”

  1. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    Some of these ring a bell, but am deeply curious as to what the the Scottish Episcopal Tartan is! Creation of the (divinely-inspired?) knitting-group? 🙂

    Reply
    1. kelvin Avatar
      kelvin

      You’ve forgotten that I am Episcopal Arbiter of The Kilt, Ryan.

      See here and here.

      Reply
  2. Brother David Avatar
    Brother David

    Do you teach that last topic personally Padre, or have you farmed that out to others more expert?

    😉

    Reply
  3. kelvin Avatar
    kelvin

    I may take exception to the idea that anyone is more expert.

    Reply
  4. Rosemary Hannah Avatar
    Rosemary Hannah

    All I know about strip-tease for beginners is that blokes need to remember to take their socks off as the first item. Really.

    Reply
  5. kelvin Avatar
    kelvin

    Never let it be said that the comments on this blog do not contain the world’s greatest wisdom

    Reply
  6. Brother David Avatar
    Brother David

    The only time that I recall my Roberto, of blessed memory, taking off his socks, was when bathing or swimming!

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Previous Posts

  • Right, here’s the plan!

    Friends, Glaswegians, Fellow Countrymen, the voters of Glasgow Kelvin have spoken. To the astonishment of almost all the rest of the country, Glasgow Kelvin has voted a resounding YES to the Alternative Vote referendum. Today is the day for decisive action  to build on the electoral courage, strength and self determination shown by the Kelvin…

  • New Political Landscape

    Well, we’ve woken to a new political landscape and no mistake. The SNP are to be congratulated on their victory which is decisive and very clear. There have been shocks and surprises all over the place and I think that even the SNP activists that I know, who were expecting a good night are themselves…

  • On the election tomorrow

    We’ve a Scottish parliamentary election tomorrow. My good wishes to all candidates – I know what it feels like to be a parliamentary candidate. You enter into this strange other worldliness where nothing else matters.  The focus narrows and all you know about is the task in hand and the team that are hopefully working…

  • Yes to AV

    As will be obvious from the garish purple affinity banner that has been populating one of the sidebars of this blog for the last couple of weeks or so, I’m supporting the proposals to change the election system in the UK to the Alternative Vote system. For Episcopalians, it should not be too hard to…