What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • Sermon preached earlier on Mary and Martha

    I preached this a couple of weeks ago but forgot to post it here too.

    So, there I was, walking down Whitehall on holiday a few days ago. I had a ticket for the theatre in my pocket and I was in a hurry to get to the show.

    And I was thinking those happy thoughts that you have when you are on holiday. I was thinking – “Why did I think it was a good idea to come to London in July… in a heatwave”

    But anyway, I was on holiday and apart from melting like the tarmac all around me, I was happy.

    On I went. Downing Street on my left. The Cenotaph on my right.

    The Scottish Office. Banqueting House.

    I was on my way to the old Whitehall theatre, now masquerading under another name.

    Walking up Whitehall is something I’ve done countless times. I often stay in Westminster when I’m back in London. I know the sights and sounds well enough. I don’t consider myself a tourist when I’m there – after all I used to live down there.

    And then suddenly, something caught my eye. Something pulled me up short. (more…)

3 responses to “Conspiracy Theory Alert”

  1. Kimberly Avatar
    Kimberly

    How splendid. If a CIA agent is recognized primarily by his refusal to admit his identity, would that mean that a true Anglican could only be recognized by her refusal to sign a covenant?

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  2. kelvin Avatar
    kelvin

    Oh Mother Dunoon, you seem to know a lot about this. There would be no gasp of surprise in Thurible Mansions if you turned out to be the brains behind the whole joint operation.

    The rest of us need to watch out and see whether that Compass Rose sign gets set into the floor of any churches in Argyll over the coming months.

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  3. caminante Avatar
    caminante

    This is just too much. Oh my. Brilliant.

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