Madam has been taken to Cat Prison and will not return to Bridge of Allan. When I pick her up, it will be to take her to her new residence in Glasgow. She is in a new Cat Prison, which is twice the price of her old one. Still, at least she has lovely pots…

The doorbell rings, momentarily drowning out the noise of another piper playing at another wedding over the road. The delivery man at the door grins at me and says – "I’ve a book for you".Now, don’t get me wrong, I like getting unsolicited books from publishers. I presume that this offering comes because I do…

By far the best plant sale in Central Scotland takes place tomorrow at the Braeport Centre in Dunblane between 10 and 12 noon.I’m going to be living several flights up soon, so no bedding plants for me this year. 

Anyone who thought that I could not fill a skip with junk was very much mistaken. Whoosh – so much has been thrown out this week and mostly it feels very good to be rid of it.Now, with the skip filling up and confronted by 2 record playing turntables and a pile of old LPs…

Where have all the dog collars gonelong time passing?Where have all the collars gonelong time ago?Where have all the collars gone?Down the back of the fridge every one.When will he ever learn?When will he ever learn?

Today’s excitement/trauma was a visit from the auctioneers in Falkirk who took very many goods and chattels away to be sold.Anyone wanting to buy the Kelvin Holdsworth Memorial Table and Chairs (at which he ate his daily porridge in Bridge of Allan) needs to make their way to the auction rooms in Falkirk next Wednesday.I’ve…

Saw this in the local Spar shop:Supervisor RequiredMust be flexible. 

According to the BBC, Camel Milk could be the next big thing. It seems that it is saltier than "Traditional Milk". (Presumably this means milk that comes from cows rather than camels).It seems to me that those in the Camel Milk industry and those in the Porrige Oats trade need to get together. They could…