What is in Kelvin's Head?

  • Tales of the City #8

    The scene is Glasgow Pride. The protagonists are making their way down Argyll Street in Finnieston. I am dressed in a black suit, clerical collar and small lapel ribbon in all the colours of the rainbow. The group I am with all carry colourful posters proclaiming “The Scottish Episcopal Church Welcomes You”. Mine is mauve. 

    A young man sidles up to walk beside me.

    Young Man: Hi!

    Self: Hello! Where are you from?

    Young Man: Well, Australia, actually. 

    The Young Man pauses.

    Young Man: I just, er, I just wanted to ask you something.

    Self: Oh, OK, ask away.

    Young Man: Well, are you real?

    Self: Oh yes, I’m very real.

    The Young Man gestures with his head towards the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence who, beautifully bedecked in Catherine Laboré style wimples and rainbow habits of various styles are waving a large rainbow flag in front of us.

    Young Man: Yes, but the nuns?

    The Young Man pauses.

    Young Man: They are not real. Right?

    Self: Right.

     

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6 responses to “Not sure who is in charge”

  1. Eamonn Avatar
    Eamonn

    The blurred figure in the background.

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    1. Ruth Avatar
      Ruth

      There’s no lead attached to the dog collar – if that’s any help….

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  2. Allan Ronald Avatar
    Allan Ronald

    In my experience the cat is always in charge.

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  3. Pam R Avatar
    Pam R

    It’s the one with the elegant pose and the natural air of authority.

    Reply
  4. Fr. Ron Smith Avatar
    Fr. Ron Smith

    The inscrutable one, of course!

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  5. Augur Pearce Avatar
    Augur Pearce

    No idea, without having consulted the cathedral statutes on the relative positions of the Canon Feline and the Provost.

    Reply

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